You know you're playing Black Crusade when...

[Mitch]

- You spend two hours passing more notes to the GM than talking to the rest of the group.
- You think about how long you can juggle that Imperial Guardsman with telekinesis before Psychic Phenomena happens.
- You manage to convince an Imperial General that you are the Imperial reinforcements right after killing a Sister of Battle.
- You let the Plague Marine infect the hive you are trying to gain control of with his diseases because it seems like a good idea.
- You then have to flee the same hive because the same Plague Marine and the Tzeentchian Psyker cause a planet-wide Daemon and Chaos Legion war between their respective Gods.